Some fun around periodic table

Plot : Court Scene
Public Prosecutor: Boron
Accused: Argon
Judge : Potassium
Case filed by : Carbon
Case: Lets read below!
Lawyer: Radon


Scene opens..All ready on stage!!!
Public Prosecutor : Indha kuutratthil samandhapattula..blah blah..
Davari: Hello!!!..stop it..Judge is still not in!!!
PP: I am practicing!...
Davari: (within himself) Useless!
Judge Potassium arrives and gets his seat!!..
Judge whispers to davari..
J: Hey..!!! I left my half vada at my desk…can you please get it for me..I came running as I was late..
Davari: (within himself) Useless!
D goes to get the half eaten vadai for judge!!!...

Judge : Lets start the case!! Thodankattum!..
PP(Boron): ganamaana court aaaar avargalae!!!..
Indha vazhakkil sammandhapatula..ivan oru kuttravaali
Judge : Atha naa mudivu pannanum…endha vazhakku..?
PP: Vazhakku ennavendraal..Idho kutravaali koondil nirkkum Argon Oru miga periya thiruttu paniyil samandhappatullaar..
Kadandha maaadham 32 aam thedhi kaalai..sariyaaaga 26 maninerathukku Chennaikku aduthulla pala paavaseyalgalai seidhuvittu puniyam thedubavargal naadum Oraganic chemistry mothaththaiyum thanakul adakiya Golmanandhapuram endra punniya boomiyil pala varudangalaaaga tea kadai nadatthi kondirukkum oru micro billionaire Carbon endravarin kadaiyilirundhu Oru miga chiriya bunnai thirudivittaaar..
Andha bunnin madhippu sumaar 2 rs endrum andha bunnai thirudiya ivaruku thagundha dhandanai alikka vendi..vazhaku thondarndhullaar Carbon!..

Judge: I see…vadaiyai thodaralaam sorry vaadhathai thodaralaam
Radon (Argon tharappu vakkil) : Ivvadaiyil ..sorry Ivvazhakkil samandhappatulla Argon oru inert gas!!... avaral ikkutrathai seiya iyalaadhu!! Avarukku 'bun'nai 'fun'nukkaaaga koodaa thirudi irukka mudiyaadhu.. kutram nadandha neratthil..avar Krypton endra avaradhu ragasiya girl friendoodu kadalai pottukondirundhaar…

Boron: Neethibathiye..!!! ingu thaan matter ulladhu..kutravaaaliyaana ivar!
Radon: Manikkanum..enadhu katchikaararai theerpukku mun..kutravaali endru kooruvadhu thavaru..wrong I say!!!
Boron : seri..Irumbuvaali..Yaaruda ivan..!!!
Ivaradhu girl friend Krypton..thanaku bun vendum endrum bun illavittal avarai ditch seivadhaaga..witch maaari koorivittaaar..Adhanaal Ivar madhippirkuriya Carbon avargalin kadailirundhu..bunnai thirudi irukiraar!!!..

Idharku saatchiyaaga..Krypton idhai koorum mattrum Argon bunnai thirudiya podhum Carbon avargalin kadaiyil ulla CCTV cameravil padhivaana kaatchigal...adangiya USB pen drivai..ingu samarpikkiren!!!..

Potassium (Judge) : Hmm!!! Ennada periya koothaa irukku!...Argon..neengal ethaachum solla ninaikireergala!!???

Argon: Netru Nadandhadhu..Nitrogen seyal!!!

Davari: (within himself) Useless!
Judge : Court is adjourned!!!..

Project Review

Place : College
Venue: Professor’s room

Once upon a time, 2 students of a college, final year engineering had a super time.
It was 4 PM in the evening(4 PM na evening thaaan)

Professor AruvaiSelvan..Sorry Arumaiselvan!..
Indha sincere studentskku ..ivaru thaan guide!!! …
Namba students project report ready pannittu they are waiting outside the prof room..
Students ( Vinay, Ajay)
Vinay: Dei!!!..indha aaal engada ponaaanru???
Ajay: Yaarku theriyum…elaaam neram …0th reviewla..namba project waste nu sonnaru..next we r meeting him now..konjam bayamaa irukku da!!!
Vinay: He wont remember all that!
Flash Back: History! In short
0Th review
Ajay: Actually now I am ,sorry! we are going to explain about the final year project that we are about to do in the final year of our college in the subject that we learnt and our guide…is..
AS: Hello!..wht r u doing…u have wasted 5 min of my time talking useless things..ithelaaam engalukku theriyum…unakku vera enna theriyum!!!??? Wht is your project name???
Vinay: Sir Sorry Sir!
Ajay: Sir this project is optimization and minimization of extensive usage of semantic words in basic explanation of concept applied to multilingual scenarios with cross platform compatibility using 69 bit operating system and…
AS: Stop this!!!..Reject !!! Go veliye!!!
Vinay: Sir sorry Sir!

Now!
AS: Yaarupa neenga!!
Ajay: Sir.. you are doing project with us..sorry we are doing project with you as guide!!!
AS: Oh I see..come inside..
And..why I haven’t seen you all these days???
Ajay: Last month we came when you were busy in symposium sir.. When we came last week..you were on leave !! that day we came..u were on
AS: phone???
Ajay: Yes sir And yesterday we came
AS: Stop this !!!..
Vinay: Sir sorry sir!!!
AS: Okay..show me project!!! By the way wht project!
Vinay: (to ajay) Dei venaamda..dont tell proj name..just give him the report!
Ajay: Sir here is the report
AS removes his tiny glasses and gives a glance!!!..
AS: Hmm ennamo solreenga!!!..ok..This report is..change font and size…pa..
First pagela..put the title in the centre..
And put my name below that…why my name is not having Dr in front..
(Vinay (manasukulle) romba avasiyam!!!)
First add that!...and your names ..where to put ?? where to put??...not necessary pa..
(vinay :ada paaavi)
Then..put border..very important..last year I rejected the students report…on the last day because…………. there was no border!!!..
And this is software or hardware project???
Vinay: (to Ajay) wht project is this da..software or hardware!!!
Ajay: Sir this can be done but…
AS: good..Next week when u meet me..get the hardware.And don’t forget to send me an email with the updated hard copy of your report!!!..
(Vinay: Naaasamaa pocchu! (manasukkule)!!)
Ajay: Ok Sir..sure sir..!!!

More to follow..!!!
Lets see how the 69 bit comedy come into action

Story of two idiots!!!

Tamizh – Semmozhi!
--- Peter vs Local
Here is a story of two idiots.
--- Summary
Oru oorla oru kalluri
Adhula oru nari
Piragu oru pari
Nariku pidithathu veri
Pariku kidaithadhu vettri
Atthoda kadhai seri…

Lets go the story…
Oru oorla..sorry..
There were two idiots. Both were studying in a decent engineering college.
One is named Peter Ramakrishnan and the other is named Localnathan.
Both are good at academics, Peter is very intelligent and is good at peters..and Localnathan is a very modest and down to earth person full of wits.
It was the last day of the college.
Everybody were very sad as they had to part each other. Some vetti pasanga were jolly as they had their couterparts set as per their wish at college.
As usual Peter and Localnathan were seen sitting in the last bench with their hands on their cheeks.
There used to be a fellow(may be useful or useless) Varun.He is a universal advisor for everybody in the class, though nobody takes his advice
But he is very helpful and approaches the two guys at the last bench.
After a short conversation, he got to know about their problem.
Problem Statement: There was a girl in the class, named Vishali…Pretty , beautiful , intelligent (like any other gal in the world )
(History: Varun has once tried for this girl and rest is not to be revealed..)
These two guys are interested with the same girl..Vishali!!!! NP Complete!
Varun thinks for sometime and gets two diametrically opposite , mutually exclusive solutions and suggests the solution one to each of them such that they are complementing each other…

Varun’s Idea 1: The guy should go the girl and say ..”I have been hating you all since . Days were horrible when I saw you!!!!...College would suck with girl like you!!!
But I was in that state till yesterday. Today..I like you so much!!! “

Varun’s Idea 2: (Proof by present contradiction). “You know wht…you are like an angel.
I come to college to see you and only you..Life would be hopeless and colorless without you. I liked you so much till yesterday.But today..i think I have wasted my time thinking of you..”

Both decided to talk to the girl..(ofcourse not implementing the idea given by Varun)
Peter goes to the girl first
Peter : Everybody wanna know how I feel like, feel like, I really wanna be here with you
Its not enough to say that we are made for each other its love that is Hosannah true
Hosannah… Will be there when you’re calling out my name
Hosannah…Feeling like my whole life has changed
I never wanna be the same, its time we rearrange
I take a step, you take a step and I’m here calling out to you…
Hellooooooo… Halloooooo… Halloooooo…

Vishali : I hate you
Peter : Thank you!!!

In the evening Localnathan happens to see the girl in the canteen.He gets an veg bonda.. and sits in front of girl and says
Localnathan : “Vanakkam !!! Ungalukku theriyuma..idhu ennanu!!!
Vishali: Hello Locals…!!! Why..veg bonda!!!
Localnatha: Hmmm Indha bonda thaaan en idhayam!!!
Vishali : Hmmm Appo ulla irukkara vegetable..Naaana???
Localnathan: : |
Vishali :  : )

/*Tamizh oru Semmaiyaana mozhi!!!!*/