Devargalum Asurargalum...

Sw Engg Vinod comes to office at 11 AM as usual. He switches his laptop on.All system files are sitting in their respective locations (directories).Operating System is trying to load itself.
Asurargal (Virus components) are silently getting activated.One of the Asurargal XXX1 knocks the directory of the system file…
XXX1: Hi System file..Long time no see….. Please open the door…Dei..kadava therangada….(gives out a villain Laugh..hahaha)…
System Files- Devargal are getting frightened and start talking to themselves.
S.F1: “Dei , Ennada panradhu??? Indha virus nambala corrupt panna try pannikittu irukku!!!”
S.F2: “Onnumae puriyalaye!!!!”
S.F3: Hey Don’t worry…we are all encrypted…
S.F1: Ayyo Vaangada Odalaam, adhunga nambala folder folderaaa directory directoryaaa thoradhudhu!!!
S.F3: Namba Encryption key kandupikkaradhu kashtam da…
S.F2: Dei Loosungala!!!... adunga permutation , combination , back propagation laaam podudhungada…padicha Virusaaa irukkum polarkuda..
S.F1: Seri vaaa vera vazhiye illa..namba thalaivar Vinod kitta solluvom..Lets alert him!!!!
Alert pops up on screen..
Vinod gives a strange look,…..”Aiiii blue screen… My favourite color is blue”
S.F3: Loosaaada ivan???
Vinod does something… not sure wht to do…
S.F3: Dei..ennada panraaan avan..? idhu enna Pay slip…indha muzhi muzhikaraan…Seriyaana maaangada …
S.F2: Avanukku theriyuma..theriyaadha…Pesaama…help, more details..provide pannalaam..Nilamai theriyaama thadavaraan paaru.,..
Help details..pop up..
Vinod looks at it..Whts this…Cha…Better let me take this laptop to support…
S.F1: Dei..ennada achu..
S.F2: Machan andha koomuttaiku namba kudutha mitigation details puriyalada…Suttha waste..
S.F3: Thala!,,1st level key kandupidichudichuda..adhunga…Seri..atleast support guys ll save us..
Vinod takes it to support..In between, he gets a call on his mobile from his GF Veena…and he catches a bar stool in the hall way and starts his mokkai..
S.F1: OMG! Dei namba thalaivar…samayam paaaathu kadalai poda start pannitaaan..
S.F2: Ini namba gadhi adho gadhi thaaan…System OFF aaavadhu panni vaida..
S.F3: I think we will all be rebuilt along with our house..Ivanukku ippo indhe kadalai rumba thevai!!!
Finally Laptop reaches support guy and he installs the anti virus and saves the system files…
System files are happy and smiling   
S.F1: Indha loosu aduttha vaati edhaiyaachum download illa install seiyyatum..namba restart ayidanum…
S.F2:Lets give VOIP call to his mobile in the name of Veena..
S.F3: Excellent!!!... Paya apdiye..elaathaiyum marandhuduvaan!!! Hahahahahahaha 