Monday, November 22, 2010

Research Endraaal Enna?

Oru oorla.. once upon a time.. there was a boy.. who was a very enthusiastic fellow. He joined IIIIT Gooduvaancheri to do his PhD… the most premier institute ever on earth. His name is Vivek!.
His first day at college..he walks on the road that led to his dept.He hears a voice
Senior: “Dei tamil maaalumaa?”
Vivek: Maaalumnga anna !
Senior: Seri..Where are u from?
Vivek: Blore!
Senior: Inge ..Banni Banni ..
Vivek(came near the senior) Yes !...
Senior: Enna student neee?
Vivek: PhD…
Senior: Hmm Enna research area!..
Vivek: namba Gooduvaancheri thaanga..
Senior: Deiiiiiii
Vivek: Analysis of the noodle structure of the brain of the human with masala impact on pasta attributes of the decision tree of the family tree on the love matter nga!!!
Senior: Getthu po! 2 min than pola.. nee romba fast thaaan…
Dei..oru chinna advice..Inga..Kaapiya tripleaaa adichittu…Bin , Bunnra perla..evanavadhu pidichu unnta advice panna..ketukaadha…5 letter irukara un pera…single letteraaa maaathipuduvaanga..mudinja..un aalu peraiyum maathipudivaanga…
Vivek: Aaha… Ingeyum Vandhutaangaya Vandhutaangaya…
Senior: Seri nee kelambu..2 min kooda waste panama..research pannu po..
Vivek: Oru doubt…kekalaama..??? Romba naala oru sandhegam..
Senior: Yes tell me..!
Vivek: Research na enna????
Senior: Hmm..
Senior tells something in Vivek’s ears…ragasiyam..secret!!!
Vivek: Sure..naa varen!
At 1 PM after lunch he meets the same senior..
Vivek: Am not able to find that gal..veena…! : (
Senior again tells some secret…
He goes away and meets the senior again at 3 PM.
Vivek: Assuming that the unknown gal is Veena, it looks like the gal’s characteristics match with Veena’s characteristics on a probability of 0.3 on a conditional probability that gal’s aalu is same as Veena’s Aalu which still holds a 0.5 probability.
Again the same thing happens.. Senior advises something in Vivek’s ears..Vivek goes away..
He meets the senior again at 5 PM.
Vivek: I am clear ..100 %.. that gal may be Veena or may not be Veena..That gal’s aalu may be Veena’s aalu or may not be ..But having found the fact that Veena has an aalu ..I should change my (re)search topic my premise..or gal..
Senior: DO you now understand what is research??? Who I am??? And vanishes away..
Vivek: Thalai!!! Neenga engeyo poiteenga!!!>…..