Monday, February 28, 2011

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There was an IT /Software company in an XXX highway , exactly 250 km away from a major city near Gulkandu.The company is not operating now.Its almost closed and its kind of a museum. The company was flourishing some time back. It used to be top firm ranking number one in placements.Students in ENgg college used to aim for this company as they do for Microsoft /Google/Facebook these days.Their share value was several dollars that many people became pawn brokers and big shots by trading them
Here is a small story describing what has happened in the past that has led to this state of that office now.
8 years back on this same day Feb 28th , it was not a leap year u know, there was a guy named Anbuselvan.in the morning , he walked into cafeteria and as usual he had his plate of two idlis and one vadai, he finished the breakfast and went to his cube. To his astonishment , he stuck against the wal of the cube as if trying to climb the wall. He couldn’t get him out form that position. People ran to his desk to rescue him , but in vain.They called the security and tried to dismantle the cube, still , nothing worked out he was completely stuck on the wall.There was no risk to his life , yet he couldn’t relieve him out of the wall.His family got worried and the company arranged to feed him and provide other facilities as he was stuck on the wall. After this stunning incident, the very next day , a HR named Vellalulu after finishing his lunch went to a conference room for an interview, he too got stuck against the wall .And the company had two such incidents consequently and there was a generic panic among the employees.Company tried to investigate this upon, but they couldn’t nail down to anything solid.this still continued to be a mystery.The same thing started happening for different people in the company on varied frequency with enough standard distribution.But the pattern was still not consistent for any inference to be made. There were more and more people getting stuck on walls permanently which created a freeze on the company’s productivity and untold sorrow for employees families.
From developers to QA, Managers to tech leads, to architects, more and more people permanently on walls. Then the CEO of that company got really worried as this has become a hype place for media.New spread across all channels and everybody from café to tea boards to canteens to kanyendhi bhavan started discussing about this . The brand name of the company was seriously hit.People from other branches refused to travel to this branch and the office facility was completely discarded. The CEO with his board of directors held an emergency meeting to discuss upon the issue.They recruited a special person called Vettri , He is a Software Engineer by profession , a doctorate in Data Mining with crime and thriller investigation as his hobby.They found this guy suitable to find the cause of this problem.He did several experiments and tests to figure out and find out the cause.With lots of roller coaster results,
He finally caught the pattern and was successfully nailing down the issue.He then did several experiments to confirm this and submitted a report finally.The report was shocking and astonishing.The pattern was like this.All of them who got stuck against the wall when they tried to sit were people who washed their hands in a wash basin near the cafeteria and used a tissue paper and threw them in a particular dustbin. There was a ghost associated with the diustbin.The ghost is related to the soul of a lizard which was cruelly killed and thrown inside this dustbin .Hence it made people got stuck to the walls like a lizard.The company acted upon the results of the report and threw the dustbin outside.They recovered all people who got stuck on the wall.Mr Vettri was given international awards for his excellent investigation and discovery.This is also going to be made as a film with ARR music which is sure to win several Oscars as stated by Mr Vettri
Mr Vettri sings happily "Paadariyen Pattern ariyen..Balli koodam naan ariyen.."

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