Wallpapers

There was an IT /Software company in an XXX highway , exactly 250 km away from a major city near Gulkandu.The company is not operating now.Its almost closed and its kind of a museum. The company was flourishing some time back. It used to be top firm ranking number one in placements.Students in ENgg college used to aim for this company as they do for Microsoft /Google/Facebook these days.Their share value was several dollars that many people became pawn brokers and big shots by trading them
Here is a small story describing what has happened in the past that has led to this state of that office now.
8 years back on this same day Feb 28th , it was not a leap year u know, there was a guy named Anbuselvan.in the morning , he walked into cafeteria and as usual he had his plate of two idlis and one vadai, he finished the breakfast and went to his cube. To his astonishment , he stuck against the wal of the cube as if trying to climb the wall. He couldn’t get him out form that position. People ran to his desk to rescue him , but in vain.They called the security and tried to dismantle the cube, still , nothing worked out he was completely stuck on the wall.There was no risk to his life , yet he couldn’t relieve him out of the wall.His family got worried and the company arranged to feed him and provide other facilities as he was stuck on the wall. After this stunning incident, the very next day , a HR named Vellalulu after finishing his lunch went to a conference room for an interview, he too got stuck against the wall .And the company had two such incidents consequently and there was a generic panic among the employees.Company tried to investigate this upon, but they couldn’t nail down to anything solid.this still continued to be a mystery.The same thing started happening for different people in the company on varied frequency with enough standard distribution.But the pattern was still not consistent for any inference to be made. There were more and more people getting stuck on walls permanently which created a freeze on the company’s productivity and untold sorrow for employees families.
From developers to QA, Managers to tech leads, to architects, more and more people permanently on walls. Then the CEO of that company got really worried as this has become a hype place for media.New spread across all channels and everybody from café to tea boards to canteens to kanyendhi bhavan started discussing about this . The brand name of the company was seriously hit.People from other branches refused to travel to this branch and the office facility was completely discarded. The CEO with his board of directors held an emergency meeting to discuss upon the issue.They recruited a special person called Vettri , He is a Software Engineer by profession , a doctorate in Data Mining with crime and thriller investigation as his hobby.They found this guy suitable to find the cause of this problem.He did several experiments and tests to figure out and find out the cause.With lots of roller coaster results,
He finally caught the pattern and was successfully nailing down the issue.He then did several experiments to confirm this and submitted a report finally.The report was shocking and astonishing.The pattern was like this.All of them who got stuck against the wall when they tried to sit were people who washed their hands in a wash basin near the cafeteria and used a tissue paper and threw them in a particular dustbin. There was a ghost associated with the diustbin.The ghost is related to the soul of a lizard which was cruelly killed and thrown inside this dustbin .Hence it made people got stuck to the walls like a lizard.The company acted upon the results of the report and threw the dustbin outside.They recovered all people who got stuck on the wall.Mr Vettri was given international awards for his excellent investigation and discovery.This is also going to be made as a film with ARR music which is sure to win several Oscars as stated by Mr Vettri
Mr Vettri sings happily "Paadariyen Pattern ariyen..Balli koodam naan ariyen.."

Its a Thriller..!!!

Hi
I am back again with some stuff to share with you.Quite interesting …
It was 11.00 in the late morning ..its usually the time for a small cup of coffee , our office common announcement rang “Its time to take a break”… ..When I was about to leave for the coffee, I encountered a teammate with whom I was caught up in a small discussion.Yes..finally I was late for the coffee and walked up to my mentor’s cube. We usually have coffee in a group of 3+.. I was successful in interrupting her work..and we walked towards the pantry….Asariri told me.i would write a story today..but my stupid brain was clueless of what that would be about.. ..With this thought in mind..we filled our cups and walked towards a glass wall..We were people who establish principles and break them..establish rules and rule over them..this rule was 20:20:20..which we never failed to miss..Its good to take a break every 20 minutes....by looking at an object (be it a cube, a conf room, a tree, a building..a handsome guy (preferable)  ) which is at a distance greater than or equal to 20 metres , for 20 seconds.. .. As usual ..conversation began ..
Mentor : Hey char!.. I wanted to tell you something interesting..
Char: Yes boss!..tell me..ungal sindhanaiyai inge sidharavidungal…
Mentor: I heard of a story from my neighbor…looks like it took place in our area..
Char: What..wht happened..
Mentor : A murder..
Char : Kya..Kya hua? (with whtever hindi I know)…(adhann murdernu sollitaangala..aprom enna..scene..)
Mentor: Yeah..It took place exactly at 12:00 in the night..
U know our area is fully covered with thick trees as in forest….(athu namakku ippo important kidaiyaadhu..) that being the case..there are approximately n+3 streets .. n being < = 10…
Even if you apply binomial distribution… (seri.. athu namakku ippo important kidaiyaadhu.)
From the north eastern side there was a wild wind blowing towards the south western side..have you noticed this strange behavior ever..
Char: Ennadhu..wind..directionaaaa?No ..i haven’t noticed..wind direction..anything significant about that?
Mentor: seri.. athu namakku ippo important kidaiyaadhu …ok…appo along with the wind..there was a slightly non humid chill air that was blowing.. ..birds were chirping at their highest possible frequency..appo na..wavelenth imagine panniko..
Char: Romba lowaaa irukume…
Mentor: Correct.. seri.. athu namakku ippo important kidaiyaadhu….appo XXX area , YY blockla..irukara 3 streets la mattum..traffic will be little less…that being the case..in the middle street.. there was a south indian tiffin shop..
Char: Aiii correct..i have been there..ange kuli paniyaaram semmaiya irukum..
Mentor: .. athu namakku ippo important kidaiyaadhu … ..If you go straight down the street… there would be a lamp post..
Char: 1 by lambda , lamp post..ethachum correlation coefficient irukkumo..
Mentor: Stop..Listen to me …Andha lamp post was not working that day…the light was put off…. athu namakku ippo important kidaiyaadhu .. Along side..there were three bungalows.. they were painted in Red , Blue and Green…
Char: WOwww..Orangeaa irundha superaa irukum..
Mentor: Come on… namakku adhu ippo important kidaiyaadhu … ….next to these bungalows .was a new..tantri flat ..it had 20 floors..Lights were glowing on less than half the floors where few children..prepared for their IIT JEE entrance…
At that time there were exactly 66 cars parked in the underground car park..seri.. namakku ippo important kidaiyaadhu…On the eastern side of the flat..there was light switched on in a hall of ZZZ number flat.. It had a small family ..husband and wife..(they were pretty old..) thattha and paati..their children were living in united states..and they were alone here..the younger brother of the wife of their elder son..just married his lover whom he loved for 27 years ..from Play school it seems…..seri.. namakku adhu ippo important kidaiyaadhu… paaati had cooked seppangkingangu mor kulambu with vaazhaipoo parupu usili..they had finished their dinner..and thattha was watching the ICC world cup match… seri.. namakku ippo important kidaiyaadhu anyways..
Char: 1 more hour for lunch..
Mentor: Listen..Next door is ZZZ+1 house..there was a small family again ..a couple and a kid..The couple had done their UG in IITM ..angeye..rendu perum maathi maathi arrears vaangi..both fell in love on the common grounds of arrears..and they got married…as their parents felt they were completely hopeless.. seri.. namakku ippo important kidaiyaadhu..the kid was crying so long ..and has just slept..Husband was responsible for the kid’s sleep..so at that..the wife was in the kitchen..the kitchen was approximately 10*7 sq feet ..It had a super modular kitchen with Faber chimney..their wooden work was in light golden brown and red compressed wood finishing..in the rack above she has kept..rice floor, wheat floor..dhal floor..sugar, salt and other garins.In the rack below..she has kept..plates of different sizes, tumblers.. cups..small plates..spoons..etc..next to this rack..was a space for keeping LPG cylinder..next to that there was a provision for the outlet of the stainless steel sink..next to that..was a space for dustbin ..inside that dustbin.,,,there was dead cockroach..karapaaanpoochi....in the mean time..the wife was standing with a shocking face..stunned by her act..
Char: Woww….my god.. what a murder..bayama irukku…
Char shouts..”Thalai..neenga engeyo poiteenga..” and falls at her mentor’s feet…
Char:”With your permission..shall I write this as a story in my blog…with some Aachi masala..”
Mentor: grrrrr………. 