Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Its a Thriller..!!!

Hi
I am back again with some stuff to share with you.Quite interesting …
It was 11.00 in the late morning ..its usually the time for a small cup of coffee , our office common announcement rang “Its time to take a break”… ..When I was about to leave for the coffee, I encountered a teammate with whom I was caught up in a small discussion.Yes..finally I was late for the coffee and walked up to my mentor’s cube. We usually have coffee in a group of 3+.. I was successful in interrupting her work..and we walked towards the pantry….Asariri told me.i would write a story today..but my stupid brain was clueless of what that would be about.. ..With this thought in mind..we filled our cups and walked towards a glass wall..We were people who establish principles and break them..establish rules and rule over them..this rule was 20:20:20..which we never failed to miss..Its good to take a break every 20 minutes....by looking at an object (be it a cube, a conf room, a tree, a building..a handsome guy (preferable)  ) which is at a distance greater than or equal to 20 metres , for 20 seconds.. .. As usual ..conversation began ..
Mentor : Hey char!.. I wanted to tell you something interesting..
Char: Yes boss!..tell me..ungal sindhanaiyai inge sidharavidungal…
Mentor: I heard of a story from my neighbor…looks like it took place in our area..
Char: What..wht happened..
Mentor : A murder..
Char : Kya..Kya hua? (with whtever hindi I know)…(adhann murdernu sollitaangala..aprom enna..scene..)
Mentor: Yeah..It took place exactly at 12:00 in the night..
U know our area is fully covered with thick trees as in forest….(athu namakku ippo important kidaiyaadhu..) that being the case..there are approximately n+3 streets .. n being < = 10…
Even if you apply binomial distribution… (seri.. athu namakku ippo important kidaiyaadhu.)
From the north eastern side there was a wild wind blowing towards the south western side..have you noticed this strange behavior ever..
Char: Ennadhu..wind..directionaaaa?No ..i haven’t noticed..wind direction..anything significant about that?
Mentor: seri.. athu namakku ippo important kidaiyaadhu …ok…appo along with the wind..there was a slightly non humid chill air that was blowing.. ..birds were chirping at their highest possible frequency..appo na..wavelenth imagine panniko..
Char: Romba lowaaa irukume…
Mentor: Correct.. seri.. athu namakku ippo important kidaiyaadhu….appo XXX area , YY blockla..irukara 3 streets la mattum..traffic will be little less…that being the case..in the middle street.. there was a south indian tiffin shop..
Char: Aiii correct..i have been there..ange kuli paniyaaram semmaiya irukum..
Mentor: .. athu namakku ippo important kidaiyaadhu … ..If you go straight down the street… there would be a lamp post..
Char: 1 by lambda , lamp post..ethachum correlation coefficient irukkumo..
Mentor: Stop..Listen to me …Andha lamp post was not working that day…the light was put off…. athu namakku ippo important kidaiyaadhu .. Along side..there were three bungalows.. they were painted in Red , Blue and Green…
Char: WOwww..Orangeaa irundha superaa irukum..
Mentor: Come on… namakku adhu ippo important kidaiyaadhu … ….next to these bungalows .was a new..tantri flat ..it had 20 floors..Lights were glowing on less than half the floors where few children..prepared for their IIT JEE entrance…
At that time there were exactly 66 cars parked in the underground car park..seri.. namakku ippo important kidaiyaadhu…On the eastern side of the flat..there was light switched on in a hall of ZZZ number flat.. It had a small family ..husband and wife..(they were pretty old..) thattha and paati..their children were living in united states..and they were alone here..the younger brother of the wife of their elder son..just married his lover whom he loved for 27 years ..from Play school it seems…..seri.. namakku adhu ippo important kidaiyaadhu… paaati had cooked seppangkingangu mor kulambu with vaazhaipoo parupu usili..they had finished their dinner..and thattha was watching the ICC world cup match… seri.. namakku ippo important kidaiyaadhu anyways..
Char: 1 more hour for lunch..
Mentor: Listen..Next door is ZZZ+1 house..there was a small family again ..a couple and a kid..The couple had done their UG in IITM ..angeye..rendu perum maathi maathi arrears vaangi..both fell in love on the common grounds of arrears..and they got married…as their parents felt they were completely hopeless.. seri.. namakku ippo important kidaiyaadhu..the kid was crying so long ..and has just slept..Husband was responsible for the kid’s sleep..so at that..the wife was in the kitchen..the kitchen was approximately 10*7 sq feet ..It had a super modular kitchen with Faber chimney..their wooden work was in light golden brown and red compressed wood finishing..in the rack above she has kept..rice floor, wheat floor..dhal floor..sugar, salt and other garins.In the rack below..she has kept..plates of different sizes, tumblers.. cups..small plates..spoons..etc..next to this rack..was a space for keeping LPG cylinder..next to that there was a provision for the outlet of the stainless steel sink..next to that..was a space for dustbin ..inside that dustbin.,,,there was dead cockroach..karapaaanpoochi....in the mean time..the wife was standing with a shocking face..stunned by her act..
Char: Woww….my god.. what a murder..bayama irukku…
Char shouts..”Thalai..neenga engeyo poiteenga..” and falls at her mentor’s feet…
Char:”With your permission..shall I write this as a story in my blog…with some Aachi masala..”
Mentor: grrrrr………. 

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