Make Up illa..Naturals..

It was a normal Friday like any other day.We all packed up our bags and had dinner outside and screamed looking at the clock.And started early so that we can reach the Majestic station at the right time to catch our usual Chennai Mail.We dragged our heavy bags of unwashed clothes and finally got into an auto.Auto was heading towards mysore bank road.Full of traffic..
K: Omg! Konjam paaren..chance se illa..time ippove 10.15 PM..epdi poga mudiyum..
B:Actually indha traffic la vehicles should not stand..adhukku oru GPS tracking vecchu..vehicle fit panni..streamline senju..timer set panna…
C:Elllaaam set panni..battery buzz aagi..timer ottai aagi.. vehicles thiruppi ipdi trafficla nikkum..
K: Ada cha..loosungala..lets think and decide..
C:Hey oru short cutla..indha roadaa easyaa cross pannidalaam..actually indha left la sandhula..cut panni straightaa poi..right la pona..
K: Enna varum..
C: Sariya nyabagam illa..
K:Grrrrr…
C: Seri..CANT poidalaaam..ippove decide pannanum..poi indha roadla maatikka koodaadhu..
B: “Bhaiya..CANT hogi..”
Autodriver: (*******something in kannada***) (translation as perceived by me) (ada..ittha munnadiye sollakoodathu….)
Auto heads towards CANT railway station..
All of us got down..and walked into the station..
C:Hey..indha station..neataaa irukku..aaana anga anga lesa kuppai irukku…
K:Ei ..un reportaa niruthu.. indha platformla than train varumaa..
B: Hmm..yes..at 10.55 PM..
K: Seri ok..lets go and stand near the our Sn(1<=n<=14 usually) coach..(coach number maradhuten..:) )..
So many people… were standing..
C arbitrarily looks at some random stochastic guy..who was handsome on a probability of 0.8 given condition that he is single..
This was noticed by B..B also looks in the same ..direction..
Both of this ..noticed by K..
K: Ada cha..inga vandhum start panniteengala..naaane train eppo varum nu tensionaa iruken..dogs man neenga…
No place was there for these people to sit..So they chose some place and placed their bags down and they were standing..
Oru benchla oru gal..sumaaara…infront were standing two people..oru curd rice fellow..pakkathula..oru semma rangeaa oru gal..
The one sitting named as Nandhita..she s gonna get married looks like..in Chennai..
Scene Gal(SG): Hey nandu…indha sareela..bridal seven vaanga poriya..illati..muhurtham collection paaka poriya..
Nandhita was giving some answers..
CRF (curd rice fellow): Hey nand..iva ipdi..thaan ethaachum loosu maari kepa…unga aathula..yaarachum…non veg saapduvaala..illa..unakku nandu nu per vecchirkaale.. he heh he
Nandhita and SG started laughing out..like anything..
Then conversation continues..(nakshatra diamonds, platinum, Naturals parlour.,..Loreal hair color..etc,..temple jewellery)
K,B,C look at each other..Hayyo vera engayaachum polaama..
Announcement is heard..”Gaadi number.. iradu..aaaru..aiiidhu..entu..platform..number 2 ku.. appram..i forgot..matter ennana.. 11.15 ku varum apdinu..”
“Oh man..” wht do we do???..
At 11.15 PM.. A light comes..
B: Hey train came..jingu jikka jingo jikka..
K: Eri..udane paduthudanum..semma tired..
C: (busy..gtalking..with her colleague.. “train late..” and buzzing and facebook messaging..
Suddenly got a message in gtalk..it was B “eii boring pa..”)
Light came near with a sound…”oinggggggggggggggg”….
BULB>. It was only an engine..
C: ada cha..its okay..(and carries on with its own work and dreaming looking at the sky)..
Two more trains..passed away which was scheduled to start after our train..
Announcement: Gaadi..etc etc… 00.15 AM..
OH MY GOD!!!!
Next kaveri express is heading…
C:Indha trainla laam namba madhichirpoma( this train used to start 1 hour later than Chennai mail)..
Station started becoming empty ,so we all got some place..to sit..after a long standing of 1.5 hours..
A couple ..standing next to us..
Wife: Train varudhaa..?
Husband:Walkig near the track coming back..he was oscillating here and thr..chumma scene..
Aaah..varudhu vaa vaa..eduthu vechiko..
Wife: Ada varatum…
Husband gets furious..: u never listen to me..naa sonna unakku ippo puriyaadhu..apram..feel pannuve..come on..seekiram..vandhudhuchu..enna panra..
Wife takes all the bags herself and goes near the track..
K:Idhu..ennava irukum..
C: Idhuvum..oru vela engineaa irukumoo…
B: ok lets get up when we confirm that its train..
Finally engine came this time..two engine attached to each other..
Wife gave a nasty look to her husband.. 
Behind the Bench..one couple..looks like they visited Blore for the first time and a friend has come down to give a send off..
Guy: Ada cha…enna ooru da ungaladhu..pesaaama carliye poirupen..nalla varudhu po indha train..
Gal Almost drained out ..oru pole la..saaanjutaanga..
Friend: Dei..idhu nalla trainda..inikki than ipdi..
Guy: Seri..nee start pannuda..unakku time ayidichu..nalla naallaye..12 maniki office pove..nalaikki nee povenaama..kelambu kelambu..aaluta vera nee kadalai podanum..start pannuda..
Friend: thinks for a while and puts some scene..like “parvalapa..idhulenna irukku…wait panren..NANBENDA.. etc etc..” and finally left in another 2 min telling..”Train vandha missed call viduda.illa message pannnu.”
Guy: kavala padaadha ..call panren…
Friend: Dei adhudhaan venaamnu solren..veetuku poi enaku importantaa vela irukuda..seri bye..
Nee call pannalanaalum parvala..
(idhuku NANBENDA..dialog vera)..
B:Hey C ..enakku oru idea....indha train laaam varudhula..adhu nikka ve koodadhu..
C: (Half Asleep..) en pa..
B: Makkalaaam oru platela erikanum..train varecha..plateaa kondu poidum..avanga station vandha..plate disconnect ayidum..
C: enna plate..meals plateaaa..
K: Kadavule..enna kaaapathave maateengala..enna kodumai saravana idhu..
Time clock ticks 1:30 AM..
Next a light comes..again verum engine..
Guy: Dei driver..pinnadi train varudhaa..
Driver gives a strange look.
C: Hey B..evanavadhu un friend Majesticla eraaangala?
B: Yes..one guy..namba junior..
C: train start ayiduchaanu kelu..
B: Yes I ll message him..”r u in train” and gets a reply “S”
B: Avan trainla than irukaanaam..
C:..Eii adhu kelambichuna..message panna sollu..
B: Avan aaloda kadalai pottu irupaane.Avalum andha trainla than iruka...naa epdi disturb panna…
C: inga paaru..appo aaluku message panni sollu..
B: Okok..(She messages and he tells..”ok”)
Finally train comes..
And we all got into it…
All of us started sleeping ..
Suddenly C gets up..at 4.00 AM looks out..
She hears..” Chennai varai sellum kaveri express..muppadhu (30) nimidam thaamadhamaaga vandhu kondirukiradhu..”
C’s face brightens and she thinks..ennadhan..naaamba payasama lateaa start pannalum.. seekiram thayir saadhathukku vandhachu ..super..
North Indian version: “Ennadhaan namba soupaa latelaaa start pannalum..cheekiram dessertku vandhaachula..”