Nattamai India Pvt Ltd...

Hi
I am here again with a new venture.Dunno how its gonna turn to be.. ok..I have a junior friend , cranky fellow named kumar who accompanies me in my shuttle. We have a cool gang in our shuttle. Kumar is the snacks supplier for us everyday.So we take great pride in leg vaaring him.Here I am gonna try to architect his dream, ambition , goal or whtever..  Please imagine all that I am describing here.
His Aim: To become a CEO of an IT company
His Wish: To be a Nattamai
His Interest : Tamil
His Goal: To munnetrify his village.
His Ultimate Intention : To be the __________ Lets fill this gap after the dream description.
Fast forward by 15 years…
Kumar has set up an IT company in his Village Tamarind Hills originally long long ago it was called Puliam patti.Kumar ‘s Company has been named
"Tatkalli Corporation“
He has constructed a huge building for his firm which is ring shaped.All his money he has earned by working in a chip company and doing a business of his own.
Kumar is a hard working fellow who completed his schooling at Puliampatti , a small village near erode and then continued to pursue his UG AND PG together at a famous college in Coimbatore.College has advertised telling “One vaanginaa, onnu free”
Then he got placed in the chip company and started his job as a QA where he worked above and beyond by serving fellow collegues like booking irctc tatkal tickets,IPL tickets, supplying snacks in shuttle, mokkaipottufying anybody he catches, smiling at all gals, still wants people to call him as “Nalla Payyan”. He then decided to start a business on his own and started ploughing his fields to see if he got any granite..
But then all tht he could get is mud , sand , worms and few more garbage..
Then he started cultivating plants and started his business. “Singam onnum purappatadhe namakku nalla kaalam”.. Like in a song..he started producing lots of crops.. selling all the insects that he could find on his fields . in the form of Chinese Manchurian.. He set up a new restaurant.. Converted the bullock cart into a car shaped vehicle and started his eco-friendly car model. He set up orphanage, old age home..etc etc..all that Padaippa did..
Now coming to the IT company.. In the center of the building , there s a big aaaala maram..under which Kumar had his office..”Aatha kara marame..arasa mara ilaye..” He doesn’t have a chair but a jamakaaalam..He sits under the tree on a jamakalam.His PA carries a Sombu in hand. His attire is white and white..white shirt and white dhoti..
“Ramrajkku Salute”
Company’s dress code is the same. All employees r supposed to follow CEO’s dressing. The eligibility of people to apply for this company is they should be native of the 18 villages around Pulliampatti and CEO is “ Padhinettu pattikum.. Rasa”. And they should know how to book tatkal tickets using IRCTC. Thts the interview.. They ll be asked to book tatkal tickets using dial up connection..
Since the IP(intellectual property) inside the company is increasing day by day..They have a tight security system around the building. All the security men will be dressed like kaaval theivam.
There will be a big Ayyanar statue with Aruvaaal along with a white horse in the entrance which is sensor based and can catch any intrusion into the company. Every day morning CEO worships and sings..”Vella kudhiraiyile..Thannannaane.. Odi Varugayile Thannangane”..
All important meetings are held under the tree. When the board of directors meet , when the CEO opens his mouth to decide…directors will shout ..”Naatamai Theerpa..maathi sollllu”
High Performing employees will be given onsite opportunity to go to Chennai.But because of cultural differences..CEO is not willing to set up a branch out there.
Every Year , there used to be a great festival in the company where people r honored with Jigirdhandha, Allowed to play Raatinam.., Kite etc etc..This annual fest is called in local language as Thiruvizhaaa….
“Thiruvizhaaanu vandha iva Kovil vara maata..” CEO sings..
If somebody is chucked out of the company , they r given all honors and sent out in a bullock cart when CEO sings....”Poraaale Ponnuthaayi..pogira pokkil..manasa thottu”
When the CEO gives quarterly updates.. he is brought from his office with mudhal mariyaadhai..BG song..”Puliam Veeran Thaanai..Avanai usipi vittaaan veene..Visil Parakkum thane..” Kumar’s Grand ma Paravai Puliamma .. is a visiting Guest and holds power of attorney of the company..
When managers r giving performance appraisal results.. They usually sing songs “Moonu rendaanga, Rendu Onnaanga..Vaanga sonnen..ginchaa ginchaa ginchaa..”
More to follow in next episode.. 