Shift + Kitchen

A silver brown Honda city arrives at the gates of Mantri Cube.The watchman opens the gate.And the car drives in the car park. A beautiful, yet thoughtful girl gets out of the car.
SHIFTII(Shanthi) , a business analyst working in a wellknown software concern.She drags a bag of grocery items full of coconuts, bananas, neramdharam pazham etc etc. She climbs to her flat , she is very health conscious..she ll not use lift (matter enna na..once she went in lift with coconuts along with few real coconuts when the lift stuck in underground floor..when the security was able to retrieve all the coconuts but not SHIFTIa)…thts why..madam konjam extra carefulaa irunkaanga..

She climbs to seventh floor with her heavy bag and laptop.She opens the door and
Sees a chit of paper on the sofa…
“Hey SHIFT + lower_case(“i”)!!! Today I have invited my boss for dinner!!! Please do the needful…Hope you understand!..Ur's intelligently TOMMY bye!”
TOMMY(Thyagarajan) is her husband , a finance manager working in a reputed bank.
Her husband has already told her about this manager's visit…The chit is to remind her..”Please don’t do anything “
She becomes excited and gets ready for the fun time of the day.
After an hour…TOMMY comes in …(gives a weird look)
TOMMY : “Adiyeee Kolludhe!!! Vaasanai Thookudhe!!! Naaaku Ooorudhe!!! Idhayam Varundhudhe!!!
Un Maaalai neram!!! En ketta Neram!!! Endrendrum Saavadikudhe!!!
Oooooo Oooooo Oooooo
Hey SHIFTI....
(SHIFTI comes out of kitchen…TOMMY silence)
SHIFTI : “Enna…Wht?.. Vandhuttiyaaaa??”
Apram TOMMY..Inikki I am going for a b'day party!!!...
My manager’s niece’s bday…I have got gifts also..!!!
TOMMY : (thinks “Romba Mukkiyam!!!”).. Good..nalla velai..two min..ready ayittu varen..Indha saapada namma saapdanamnu bayandhuten…thank god!!!
SHIFTI: Wht?...naa mattum thaan..not you…ennna tom..marandhuttiya!!!
You have invited your boss for a dinner today..avar kooda kerelanu sonniye..Athukaaaga..naa brain use panni research panni , think panni…dishes laam senjirken!!!...
TOMMY : Ohh Ayayyo..Ennalaam you have made??? Nomenclature please!!!
SHIFTI : for (int i=0;i<10;i++){
System.out.println(“coconut oil payasam”)
TOMMY: wht??? (semma tension!!! )
SHIFTI: Yeah!!! You like payasam na..thts why I added coconut oil to it..so that you wont eat it!!!..heeee
TOMMY: Next please.!!!! ( inthula Rava language veraa!!!)
SHIFTI : System.out.println(“Pavakkai and nendharangai Dessert!!!”)
TOMMY: Katham Katham..I understood..Enakkum ethachum pidikumna..atha sothapavendiyadhu!!!
SHIFTI : But u know wht I have done something very special for you!!!
TOMMY: Naa ethuvum kekale..”Break!!!”
Indha boss inikki inga saaptu..naalai officela enna aagapogudho!!!
SHIFTI: Naalai nadapadhu Narayanan Seyal!!!

Vikram and Veena

Vikram and Veena are thick friends. They successfully completed their UG from a premier institute in Tamil Nadu. Vikram and Veena had ideas of doing MBA. So they wanted to do it in a good institute. They wrote their CAT and got very low percentiles. Out!!!
Next they thought they will at least take up their placements .They both got placed in dream companies. Veena got placed in a company in Gurgoan and Vikram in Bangalore.
2 years later. (after successfully pouring garbage )..
They decided to try for CAT again. They prepared very hard this time and took up CAT.
CAT mewwww went online…
Their hard work paid and they both scored decent percentiles and got multiple IIM calls.Thank God! There were two overlaps…which obviously they considered it as the primary target.Now it’s the time to prepare for Interviews and GDs
Veena is a little crazy girl. She wanted to equip herself on knowledge about everything in the world for her interviews.
Vikram who was a cool guy wanted to do JOINT STUDY with her and he flew to Gurgoan. Her institute has arranged for mock interviews and GDs. Vikram accompanied her to the interviews….Veena was pretty restless as this is the first kind of interview she is going to take up. They were waiting in the lobby for her turn. Veena asked Vikram
Ve: Hey!...Which IPL match is happening today????
Vi : CSK vs Mumbai Indians..
Ve: okay!..CSK vs MI…What is the conditional probability that they will win today???
Vi: U mean CSK?...
Ve: Tell for both..Interviewer endha team supporterooo???
Vi : Crazy,.,.u r …say out of these two teams..in the sample space..one of the teams will surely win..and hence the probability is 0.5…toss of a coin..
Ve : That is wellknown!!!..anyways… What is Base duality theorem for stochastic and parametric linear programming
Vi: Hello..!!!!...this is not interview for IIT..Aaanlaum overaa panra..

Somebody called her name…yes..it was her turn now..Just before entering the room….Veena shouts..
Hey Vikram!!! Which place does Shoib’s first wife belong to???
Vi: Romba Mukkiyam!!! ..Hyd!
Ve: Thanks…
She finishes the interviews where she was asked sensible questions. Vikram also had similar mock interviews at his place.Finally GOD showered his blessings on them and they did their interviews well…
Both got admitted to IIM C. Vikram called Veena to share this good news with prayers for her..
Vi: “Hey Veena!...I got admitted to IIMC”
Ve: “Same pinch!!!!”
Vi: “Hey I think I love you”
Ve: “Same pinch!!!!”

Kanpaarthu Kandhalaagi..Pona Neram...

Story described by Prakash , a software engineer
It was seven in the evening , I was leaving office.Since it was a Friday and a weekend ahead , I walked towards Nilgiris in Sarjapur outer ring road.I used to cook my food in weekends.
Few minutes before I could enter Nilgiris, I happened to encounter a familiar face….Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah!!!! my college friend Rengarajan..We used to call him Raja.
PRAKASH : “Hey Raja calling Raju..How r u ????
RAJU: Hey Prakash Raj….Am fine..How about you?
PRAKASH : “Am doing good…Enge..Nilgiris???
RAJU: Illa Madhuloka..(liquor Boutique)
PRAKASH : Dei…Why man??? Suddenly?? U never used to have all this. Veetla Maamikku (mom) thrinja..Aaapu…
RAJU: Hey ..my heart is broken..!!!
PRAKASH : Raju..what happened? Ethaachum kaathu vandhu adichudha??
RAJU: It’s a big story..A month ago , I was travelling in train..Bangalore mail to Chennai..
Appo I booked a side lower berth..”ANDHA NERAM ANDHI NERAM KANPARTHU KANDHALAAAGI PONA NERAM EDHO ACHE”
Lower berth mein..ek beautiful girl..with poetic eyes, water fall like hair, table like ears..
PRAKASH : Imagine panna oru typaa irukku..
RAJU:Wait ..!!! Her face was like Internet Explorer. I was able to browse her heart…
PRAKASH : Oh my God!!..Naan edhubum sollala..u proceed!!
RAJU: We exchanged our thoughts..through eye communication..Her name was Rashmi..
PRAKASH : Nalla irukke…
RAJU: But Elllaaam over!!!
Whole night I was talking to her..
PRAKASH : You guys didn’t sleep???
RAJU: In dreams!!!
PRAKASH : Ohhho..
RAJU:But when train arrived at Chennai..everything was over…
PRAKASH :Why..did u guys exchange your contact details..???
RAJU: Yes we did..but…
PRAKASH : Then what continue….
RAJU:”En Vaaasal thaandi ponaaale Hosana..Raakhi kaiyil kattinaaale..
Naaan Aaadipogiren…Sukku nooraaagiren..Aval pona pinbu Beer bottle thedi pogiren…!!!
PRAKASH : :-)