Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Vikram and Veena

Vikram and Veena are thick friends. They successfully completed their UG from a premier institute in Tamil Nadu. Vikram and Veena had ideas of doing MBA. So they wanted to do it in a good institute. They wrote their CAT and got very low percentiles. Out!!!
Next they thought they will at least take up their placements .They both got placed in dream companies. Veena got placed in a company in Gurgoan and Vikram in Bangalore.
2 years later. (after successfully pouring garbage )..
They decided to try for CAT again. They prepared very hard this time and took up CAT.
CAT mewwww went online…
Their hard work paid and they both scored decent percentiles and got multiple IIM calls.Thank God! There were two overlaps…which obviously they considered it as the primary target.Now it’s the time to prepare for Interviews and GDs
Veena is a little crazy girl. She wanted to equip herself on knowledge about everything in the world for her interviews.
Vikram who was a cool guy wanted to do JOINT STUDY with her and he flew to Gurgoan. Her institute has arranged for mock interviews and GDs. Vikram accompanied her to the interviews….Veena was pretty restless as this is the first kind of interview she is going to take up. They were waiting in the lobby for her turn. Veena asked Vikram
Ve: Hey!...Which IPL match is happening today????
Vi : CSK vs Mumbai Indians..
Ve: okay!..CSK vs MI…What is the conditional probability that they will win today???
Vi: U mean CSK?...
Ve: Tell for both..Interviewer endha team supporterooo???
Vi : Crazy,.,.u r …say out of these two teams..in the sample space..one of the teams will surely win..and hence the probability is 0.5…toss of a coin..
Ve : That is wellknown!!!..anyways… What is Base duality theorem for stochastic and parametric linear programming
Vi: Hello..!!!!...this is not interview for IIT..Aaanlaum overaa panra..

Somebody called her name…yes..it was her turn now..Just before entering the room….Veena shouts..
Hey Vikram!!! Which place does Shoib’s first wife belong to???
Vi: Romba Mukkiyam!!! ..Hyd!
Ve: Thanks…
She finishes the interviews where she was asked sensible questions. Vikram also had similar mock interviews at his place.Finally GOD showered his blessings on them and they did their interviews well…
Both got admitted to IIM C. Vikram called Veena to share this good news with prayers for her..
Vi: “Hey Veena!...I got admitted to IIMC”
Ve: “Same pinch!!!!”
Vi: “Hey I think I love you”
Ve: “Same pinch!!!!”

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