Shift + Kitchen

A silver brown Honda city arrives at the gates of Mantri Cube.The watchman opens the gate.And the car drives in the car park. A beautiful, yet thoughtful girl gets out of the car.
SHIFTII(Shanthi) , a business analyst working in a wellknown software concern.She drags a bag of grocery items full of coconuts, bananas, neramdharam pazham etc etc. She climbs to her flat , she is very health conscious..she ll not use lift (matter enna na..once she went in lift with coconuts along with few real coconuts when the lift stuck in underground floor..when the security was able to retrieve all the coconuts but not SHIFTIa)…thts why..madam konjam extra carefulaa irunkaanga..

She climbs to seventh floor with her heavy bag and laptop.She opens the door and
Sees a chit of paper on the sofa…
“Hey SHIFT + lower_case(“i”)!!! Today I have invited my boss for dinner!!! Please do the needful…Hope you understand!..Ur's intelligently TOMMY bye!”
TOMMY(Thyagarajan) is her husband , a finance manager working in a reputed bank.
Her husband has already told her about this manager's visit…The chit is to remind her..”Please don’t do anything “
She becomes excited and gets ready for the fun time of the day.
After an hour…TOMMY comes in …(gives a weird look)
TOMMY : “Adiyeee Kolludhe!!! Vaasanai Thookudhe!!! Naaaku Ooorudhe!!! Idhayam Varundhudhe!!!
Un Maaalai neram!!! En ketta Neram!!! Endrendrum Saavadikudhe!!!
Oooooo Oooooo Oooooo
Hey SHIFTI....
(SHIFTI comes out of kitchen…TOMMY silence)
SHIFTI : “Enna…Wht?.. Vandhuttiyaaaa??”
Apram TOMMY..Inikki I am going for a b'day party!!!...
My manager’s niece’s bday…I have got gifts also..!!!
TOMMY : (thinks “Romba Mukkiyam!!!”).. Good..nalla velai..two min..ready ayittu varen..Indha saapada namma saapdanamnu bayandhuten…thank god!!!
SHIFTI: Wht?...naa mattum thaan..not you…ennna tom..marandhuttiya!!!
You have invited your boss for a dinner today..avar kooda kerelanu sonniye..Athukaaaga..naa brain use panni research panni , think panni…dishes laam senjirken!!!...
TOMMY : Ohh Ayayyo..Ennalaam you have made??? Nomenclature please!!!
SHIFTI : for (int i=0;i<10;i++){
System.out.println(“coconut oil payasam”)
TOMMY: wht??? (semma tension!!! )
SHIFTI: Yeah!!! You like payasam na..thts why I added coconut oil to it..so that you wont eat it!!!..heeee
TOMMY: Next please.!!!! ( inthula Rava language veraa!!!)
SHIFTI : System.out.println(“Pavakkai and nendharangai Dessert!!!”)
TOMMY: Katham Katham..I understood..Enakkum ethachum pidikumna..atha sothapavendiyadhu!!!
SHIFTI : But u know wht I have done something very special for you!!!
TOMMY: Naa ethuvum kekale..”Break!!!”
Indha boss inikki inga saaptu..naalai officela enna aagapogudho!!!
SHIFTI: Naalai nadapadhu Narayanan Seyal!!!