Thursday, July 8, 2010

Project Review

Place : College
Venue: Professor’s room

Once upon a time, 2 students of a college, final year engineering had a super time.
It was 4 PM in the evening(4 PM na evening thaaan)

Professor AruvaiSelvan..Sorry Arumaiselvan!..
Indha sincere studentskku ..ivaru thaan guide!!! …
Namba students project report ready pannittu they are waiting outside the prof room..
Students ( Vinay, Ajay)
Vinay: Dei!!!..indha aaal engada ponaaanru???
Ajay: Yaarku theriyum…elaaam neram …0th reviewla..namba project waste nu sonnaru..next we r meeting him now..konjam bayamaa irukku da!!!
Vinay: He wont remember all that!
Flash Back: History! In short
0Th review
Ajay: Actually now I am ,sorry! we are going to explain about the final year project that we are about to do in the final year of our college in the subject that we learnt and our guide…is..
AS: Hello!..wht r u doing…u have wasted 5 min of my time talking useless things..ithelaaam engalukku theriyum…unakku vera enna theriyum!!!??? Wht is your project name???
Vinay: Sir Sorry Sir!
Ajay: Sir this project is optimization and minimization of extensive usage of semantic words in basic explanation of concept applied to multilingual scenarios with cross platform compatibility using 69 bit operating system and…
AS: Stop this!!!..Reject !!! Go veliye!!!
Vinay: Sir sorry Sir!

Now!
AS: Yaarupa neenga!!
Ajay: Sir.. you are doing project with us..sorry we are doing project with you as guide!!!
AS: Oh I see..come inside..
And..why I haven’t seen you all these days???
Ajay: Last month we came when you were busy in symposium sir.. When we came last week..you were on leave !! that day we came..u were on
AS: phone???
Ajay: Yes sir And yesterday we came
AS: Stop this !!!..
Vinay: Sir sorry sir!!!
AS: Okay..show me project!!! By the way wht project!
Vinay: (to ajay) Dei venaamda..dont tell proj name..just give him the report!
Ajay: Sir here is the report
AS removes his tiny glasses and gives a glance!!!..
AS: Hmm ennamo solreenga!!!..ok..This report is..change font and size…pa..
First pagela..put the title in the centre..
And put my name below that…why my name is not having Dr in front..
(Vinay (manasukulle) romba avasiyam!!!)
First add that!...and your names ..where to put ?? where to put??...not necessary pa..
(vinay :ada paaavi)
Then..put border..very important..last year I rejected the students report…on the last day because…………. there was no border!!!..
And this is software or hardware project???
Vinay: (to Ajay) wht project is this da..software or hardware!!!
Ajay: Sir this can be done but…
AS: good..Next week when u meet me..get the hardware.And don’t forget to send me an email with the updated hard copy of your report!!!..
(Vinay: Naaasamaa pocchu! (manasukkule)!!)
Ajay: Ok Sir..sure sir..!!!

More to follow..!!!
Lets see how the 69 bit comedy come into action

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