Story of two idiots!!!

Tamizh – Semmozhi!
--- Peter vs Local
Here is a story of two idiots.
--- Summary
Oru oorla oru kalluri
Adhula oru nari
Piragu oru pari
Nariku pidithathu veri
Pariku kidaithadhu vettri
Atthoda kadhai seri…

Lets go the story…
Oru oorla..sorry..
There were two idiots. Both were studying in a decent engineering college.
One is named Peter Ramakrishnan and the other is named Localnathan.
Both are good at academics, Peter is very intelligent and is good at peters..and Localnathan is a very modest and down to earth person full of wits.
It was the last day of the college.
Everybody were very sad as they had to part each other. Some vetti pasanga were jolly as they had their couterparts set as per their wish at college.
As usual Peter and Localnathan were seen sitting in the last bench with their hands on their cheeks.
There used to be a fellow(may be useful or useless) Varun.He is a universal advisor for everybody in the class, though nobody takes his advice
But he is very helpful and approaches the two guys at the last bench.
After a short conversation, he got to know about their problem.
Problem Statement: There was a girl in the class, named Vishali…Pretty , beautiful , intelligent (like any other gal in the world )
(History: Varun has once tried for this girl and rest is not to be revealed..)
These two guys are interested with the same girl..Vishali!!!! NP Complete!
Varun thinks for sometime and gets two diametrically opposite , mutually exclusive solutions and suggests the solution one to each of them such that they are complementing each other…

Varun’s Idea 1: The guy should go the girl and say ..”I have been hating you all since . Days were horrible when I saw you!!!!...College would suck with girl like you!!!
But I was in that state till yesterday. Today..I like you so much!!! “

Varun’s Idea 2: (Proof by present contradiction). “You know wht…you are like an angel.
I come to college to see you and only you..Life would be hopeless and colorless without you. I liked you so much till yesterday.But today..i think I have wasted my time thinking of you..”

Both decided to talk to the girl..(ofcourse not implementing the idea given by Varun)
Peter goes to the girl first
Peter : Everybody wanna know how I feel like, feel like, I really wanna be here with you
Its not enough to say that we are made for each other its love that is Hosannah true
Hosannah… Will be there when you’re calling out my name
Hosannah…Feeling like my whole life has changed
I never wanna be the same, its time we rearrange
I take a step, you take a step and I’m here calling out to you…
Hellooooooo… Halloooooo… Halloooooo…

Vishali : I hate you
Peter : Thank you!!!

In the evening Localnathan happens to see the girl in the canteen.He gets an veg bonda.. and sits in front of girl and says
Localnathan : “Vanakkam !!! Ungalukku theriyuma..idhu ennanu!!!
Vishali: Hello Locals…!!! Why..veg bonda!!!
Localnatha: Hmmm Indha bonda thaaan en idhayam!!!
Vishali : Hmmm Appo ulla irukkara vegetable..Naaana???
Localnathan: : |
Vishali :  : )

/*Tamizh oru Semmaiyaana mozhi!!!!*/