Some fun around periodic table

Plot : Court Scene
Public Prosecutor: Boron
Accused: Argon
Judge : Potassium
Case filed by : Carbon
Case: Lets read below!
Lawyer: Radon


Scene opens..All ready on stage!!!
Public Prosecutor : Indha kuutratthil samandhapattula..blah blah..
Davari: Hello!!!..stop it..Judge is still not in!!!
PP: I am practicing!...
Davari: (within himself) Useless!
Judge Potassium arrives and gets his seat!!..
Judge whispers to davari..
J: Hey..!!! I left my half vada at my desk…can you please get it for me..I came running as I was late..
Davari: (within himself) Useless!
D goes to get the half eaten vadai for judge!!!...

Judge : Lets start the case!! Thodankattum!..
PP(Boron): ganamaana court aaaar avargalae!!!..
Indha vazhakkil sammandhapatula..ivan oru kuttravaali
Judge : Atha naa mudivu pannanum…endha vazhakku..?
PP: Vazhakku ennavendraal..Idho kutravaali koondil nirkkum Argon Oru miga periya thiruttu paniyil samandhappatullaar..
Kadandha maaadham 32 aam thedhi kaalai..sariyaaaga 26 maninerathukku Chennaikku aduthulla pala paavaseyalgalai seidhuvittu puniyam thedubavargal naadum Oraganic chemistry mothaththaiyum thanakul adakiya Golmanandhapuram endra punniya boomiyil pala varudangalaaaga tea kadai nadatthi kondirukkum oru micro billionaire Carbon endravarin kadaiyilirundhu Oru miga chiriya bunnai thirudivittaaar..
Andha bunnin madhippu sumaar 2 rs endrum andha bunnai thirudiya ivaruku thagundha dhandanai alikka vendi..vazhaku thondarndhullaar Carbon!..

Judge: I see…vadaiyai thodaralaam sorry vaadhathai thodaralaam
Radon (Argon tharappu vakkil) : Ivvadaiyil ..sorry Ivvazhakkil samandhappatulla Argon oru inert gas!!... avaral ikkutrathai seiya iyalaadhu!! Avarukku 'bun'nai 'fun'nukkaaaga koodaa thirudi irukka mudiyaadhu.. kutram nadandha neratthil..avar Krypton endra avaradhu ragasiya girl friendoodu kadalai pottukondirundhaar…

Boron: Neethibathiye..!!! ingu thaan matter ulladhu..kutravaaaliyaana ivar!
Radon: Manikkanum..enadhu katchikaararai theerpukku mun..kutravaali endru kooruvadhu thavaru..wrong I say!!!
Boron : seri..Irumbuvaali..Yaaruda ivan..!!!
Ivaradhu girl friend Krypton..thanaku bun vendum endrum bun illavittal avarai ditch seivadhaaga..witch maaari koorivittaaar..Adhanaal Ivar madhippirkuriya Carbon avargalin kadailirundhu..bunnai thirudi irukiraar!!!..

Idharku saatchiyaaga..Krypton idhai koorum mattrum Argon bunnai thirudiya podhum Carbon avargalin kadaiyil ulla CCTV cameravil padhivaana kaatchigal...adangiya USB pen drivai..ingu samarpikkiren!!!..

Potassium (Judge) : Hmm!!! Ennada periya koothaa irukku!...Argon..neengal ethaachum solla ninaikireergala!!???

Argon: Netru Nadandhadhu..Nitrogen seyal!!!

Davari: (within himself) Useless!
Judge : Court is adjourned!!!..